I cannot believe I am defending Michael Phelps

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antikris:

With every douche detail about Michael Phelps that makes my vagina cringe, I sit here today defending the cheese dick.  Jebus people, he just took a bong hit.  I would have been more disturbed with the drunk driving charge I just learned he had in 04.  He was still your hero after putting lives at risk, but he’s not your hero after taking a bong hit and most likely just sitting on a sofa and giggling to dick and fart jokes.  This country is so stupid.  xxAntiKris

Exactly.