I cannot believe I am defending Michael Phelps
Reblogged:
With every douche detail about Michael Phelps that makes my vagina cringe, I sit here today defending the cheese dick. Jebus people, he just took a bong hit. I would have been more disturbed with the drunk driving charge I just learned he had in 04. He was still your hero after putting lives at risk, but he’s not your hero after taking a bong hit and most likely just sitting on a sofa and giggling to dick and fart jokes. This country is so stupid. xxAntiKrisExactly.

